Are you a fat old man

If u answer correctly ur a fat old man

1 Wot do u do when u come home
2 if someones pissin u off wot do u do
3 you trip up, wot next
4 you see a lowrider go by u like.....
5 if harry potter had u at wond point wot would u do
6 wot car do u drive
7 Hillary Clinton is chained up, u have a gun wot do u do