What modern gun are you?
What gun best describes YOU as a person?
You have math homework to do. You...
Write down random answers that sound ok.
Give the problems 30 seconds of thought, then write an answer.
Take each problem one at a time, moving rapidly.
Take five minutes on a half-hour sheet of homework.
Spend all the time you need, sometimes more completing the work.
There's an oil fire in your home. You...
Throw some water on it.
Throw a towel on top of it before it spreads.
Take a vaccuum to it.
Get out of the house and call the FD.
Cover it with a pot until it dies.
You want to take back an object your parents have confiscated from you and brought to their room. You...
Bust in and take it, you don't care if they're there or not.
Orchestrate a night plan, sneak in and stealthily take the object.
Pretend you're going to the bathroom, then take it.
Wait until everyone in the house is busy, then simply walk in and take it.
Try to talk you're parents out of it, plan B is wait until everyone is going out and pretend to be sick.
You were just assigned detention after school. You have plans. You...
Don't show up, you can take the heat for it later.
Forge an excuse as to why you can't show.
Show, ask to go to the bathroom, then take the bus home. You were kinda sick that day.
Don't show. No problem, I mean, the teacher's phones and computer broke unexpectedly after she assigned the detention. There's no proof.
Your teacher somehow left her keys in her room, and the door's locked. See ya later, good luck with that detention.
There's a bomb threat at school, and you hear a name. You...
BEAT THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF THE KID!
Tell someone, then corner the kid. He's not getting away from you.
Ask some questions involving the janitor's closet and a ruler. The kind with the sharp metal side.
Bust into his locker and see what's there.
Call the cops and make a civilian arrest, give every name and detail involved.
A kid asks you if you want some weed.
He just bought himsef a trip to the hospital.
Accept, burn it with the lighter he hands you, shake the rest loose and do the same.
Pickpocket him, steal all his weed, strap him to a chair, and call the cops.
Stall him and call the cops.
Ask where you could buy some, wrangle all the info out of him that you can, then hand him over to the police.
HOW WOULD YOU KILL TAYLOR LAUTNER? IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO ANSWER, THIS QUIZ IS NOT FOR YOU YOU P*SSY.
SCARE THE MOTHERF*CKER BY FIRING RPG ROUNDS INTO THE BUILDINGS AROUND HIM, THEN TAKE HIM OUT WITH AN RPG-7.
FIRE A 3-ROUND BURST INTO EVERY DIFFERENT PART OF HIS BODY YOU CAN THINK OF WITH AN M16A4. (HIS DICK AND BALLS COUNT AS SEPERATE PARTS)
USE THE STRIKER TO SHOOT HIM ONLY IN THE BALLS UNTIL THEY FALL OFF, THEN SHOOT HIM IN THE CHEST UNTIL YOUR CLIP EMPTIES.
PUT HIM ON AN AK-47 FIRING RANGE AS THE ONLY DUMMY.
SNIPE HIS SHIRT OFF IN PUBLIC, THEN MAKE A BULLET WORD ON HIS CHEST SAYING FAG, USING AN INTERVENTION.