What weird-ass 4th-gen Pokemon are you?

Kids this days have their work cut out for them on the quest to be a Pokemon Master. Not only are there almost as many Pokemon now as actual animal species, but they're getting so weird, they make their trainers look like freaks too. Find out which Pokemon (which you've probably never heard of) is most like you.

1 Which one of these appeals most to you?
2 You find yourself locked in a pokemon battle! What would you do?
3 If you were to write an autobiography, what would it most likely be called?
4 If you had to guess, where would you say Waldo is?
5 Team Edward or Team Jacob?
6 Should Pokemon end with your generation?
7 This is madness!