How Stupid are You?
Are you stupid?
What colour hair do you have?
Have you ever gotten and F--?
Never! Not even an F!
Heh heh, yupperz! (picks nose :P)
Uh, I've gotten an F, but never and F--
Do you eat food off the floor?
Ew, disgusting little rats do that!
I don't have plates so I use the clean ground
5 second rule!
Have you ever killed a gold fish?
I forgot to feed it is it
Yeah! I shot it with my rifle! (Or was it that hobo's, oh yeah it's the hobo's so it's mine!)
I've never had a goldfish
Have you ever eaten raw eggs?
Cooked is the way to go
What do you think I eat for breakfast?
My brother forced me to!
Last Question: *TRICK QUESTION* Do you like pie?
Nope, I like road kill!