How pirate are you?
Find out if ye be a landlubber or king of the sea yarrr
Ye se a fine sloop bursting to the brim with gold what do ye do captin?
Fire and send them to ye brimy deep
sail away they might shoot at us
all hands to the deck we be bording them arr
ye get maroned on a island with only a pistol what do ye do arr?
ye cowards way out
go huntin for ye food
start a fire so ye ships can se you arr
ye build a raft
ye get paid and are on the island of tortuga?
put ye money in ye bank
buy youself some pirate gear
spend it all on rum and wenches arr
ye get into a fight with anouther pirate what do ye do?
plead with him not to hurt you
shoot him with ye pistol
get into a knife fight to the death arr
run away with his rum
ye have been at sea for weeks with no food what do you eat first?
you draw play dice to se who gets eaten first arr
how pirate do you feel ye are?
ye be de king arr
what de ye wepon of choice arr?
ye fists arr