Another Random Quiz (WARNING-makes no sense)

i made this when i was bored it has absolutley no relevance to anything.

1 what day did the father of archibald the mango arrive in corfu?
2 what colour is the banana in a bunch of grapes with an area of 7cm squared
3 if you saw a sunflower you would...
4 would you rather....
5 what did the grandfather of mango nelly say to lawrence?