How stupid are you?

The opposite of an IQ test, find out how stupid you really are!

1 In the case of an apocalypse, which would be your first choice of food source?
2 You want people to respect you, what do you do?
3 What is the phonetic pronounciation of Nuclear?
4 You are going to launch a missile into space, what do you name it?
5 You have an important meeting at the UN. You...