How stupid are you?
The opposite of an IQ test, find out how stupid you really are!
In the case of an apocalypse, which would be your first choice of food source?
What is an A-PAW-COAL-LIPSE?
Spencer will certainly find me a low-fat caramel cream double mocha latte from Starbucks
The Liberal Party and Stephane Dion...ahem I mean anything but the kittens!
The only food that will survive, Twinkies.
You want people to respect you, what do you do?
Launch a rocket into 'space'
Start a war in the Middle East, they're all a bunch of terroists!
Get a boob job
Sweater vests! Lots of sweater vests!
Get a gun
What is the phonetic pronounciation of Nuclear?
The world shall tremble at my powers of nuclear warfare! Yes of course we have nuclear weapons ;)
There is nothing fun about nuclear stuff. Beaches are much more fun :)
You are going to launch a missile into space, what do you name it?
Teapo-'big'- dong 3
Missile of Canada (and in small writing underneath: Made possible by the Conservative Government of Canada)
El Torpedo (or some other cool superhero-sounding name)
You have an important meeting at the UN. You...
Set up fog machines and play menacing villain music as you emerge through the doorway wearing your evil cape. Then they will fear you!
Congratulate the new female Chancellor of Germany by massaging her shoulders
Stroll in late, hair before international crisis
Wear your favourite sweater vest and entertain foreign diplomats with a half-time show performance of you singing your favourite show tunes
Sit down, shut up, nod occasionally, while secretly sleeping behind your fake glasses