Why will you not finish college?

Reasons why you would drop out of college...

1 You have a 25,000 word essay due by the end of the week. It's monday. What do you do?
2 Your friend invites you to a party on Wednesday night, but you have a paper due Friday.(Previous question) What do you do?
3 Your DA won't allow pets, but you need to take care of your mother's dog for a week while she's on a cruise. What do you do?
4 Your professor calls you to stay after class a while. You think...
5 Your grades come out and you have some C's and D's. You think to yourself...