Why will you not finish college?
Reasons why you would drop out of college...
You have a 25,000 word essay due by the end of the week. It's monday. What do you do?
Work on it everynight in sections until I get it done.
Go to my boyfriend's dorm room and party.
Jump the professor.
Pay someone to do it for me.
You can't work on it, you have to go to your second job, your mom needs money.
Procrastinate until the last minute and turn in 1/4 of it and get a horrible result.
Your friend invites you to a party on Wednesday night, but you have a paper due Friday.(Previous question) What do you do?
Not go and say "Sorry, gotta work on that essay."
say "HECK YEAH! And go party all night and maybe get lucky."
You go, start a fight, and end up in the hospital.
You pay her to tell everyone that you got hurt and can't come. But secretly meet up with the person you payed to do your essay, and plan it with them.
Say "Sorry, gotta go to my job. My mom needs money!"
you tell your friend "Nah, I'm just gonan relax and work on that essay a little" but you don't,, you sit at home and watch TV all night.
Your DA won't allow pets, but you need to take care of your mother's dog for a week while she's on a cruise. What do you do?
You tell your mother that you'll have to put the dog in the kennel, because your DA won't allow pets, and you don't want to get into trouble, plus, you need to work on that essay!
You just store the pet at your boyfriend's house and give your boyfriend a little incentive to do it, too. Ooh(: Don't forget protection!
You corner the DA and threaten him/her to let you keep the pet.
You pay someone else to hold it.
You can't. Because that cruise she's going on is coming out of YOUR paycheck.
You tell her you will, but forget about it.
Your professor calls you to stay after class a while. You think...
I wonder what he wants? Did I make an A on that essay??
I wonder what i did. No problem... I'll just get myself out of whatever trouble I may have caused or made an F on by bribing him with a little naughtyness(;
Oh crap. I guess I'll just have to knock him out and run.
Well I'll just bribe him with this money my parents gave me.
I can't stay after class... I gotta go to my job.
Oh well. I'll do it later.... and you walk out before he can say anything.
Your grades come out and you have some C's and D's. You think to yourself...
OH NO! What did I do!? I've GOT to get these up! .... and in the end you pull them all up to A's.
Oh man... probably from all that time in my boyfriend's room!
Dude. I gotta go kill these people.
Man. I'll just bribe them to give me better grades with my parent's money.
Shoot. I knew that job wasn't any good for my grades.
Oh well... I'll fix it later...