You. I'll kill you.
wut wut? in the butt.
If a tree falls on the road in front of you,
Crack out the grape sodas and whipped cream
Calculate the precise angle and velocity that a projectile would need to clear the fallen log and build a ramp out of dead computer shells and vasoline for the car accordingly.
Start making weird noises and make some paper swans
Get out and roundhouse the motherfucker
someone offers you a cheezbrgr,
SHIT! GIMME DAT!
take it then throw it at the fat chick sitting next to you
ZOMG, wheres lolcatz?
ask if its a low fat alternative
if by cheezbrgr, u mean their virginity, then... steal it with an iron fist
SHIT! a giant poo! wait... SHIT!!!! a giant poo with a face!!!
no a spoonfull of sugar does not help the medicine go down... fuck you poppins...
that's not a question!?!?!
I've killed 5 men, two horses and a gypsy with one of those.
How close are you to osama bin laden?
SHIT that crazy bitch tried to place both red and blue jelly beans in the same container! WHO DOES THAT??!!?!?!
we once had christmas ham together... good ham.
we go way back
that bitch, he tried to steal my beard so i opened a can of kick him in the facehole
what would you do if i tried to shoot you?
jump out a 2nd floor window screaming SHHIIIIIIT!
damn it, i left the iron on
fuck, nade him quick take off his shield
you wouldn't. hahahaha.....
you would be dead by the time your hand reached the gun
A ninja drops out of a nearby tree and starts whistling "Never gunna give you up"
Shit, grandma, i told u not to sneak up on me like that
present him with a miniature rake.
call him a gay fag and yell out FIRST!
leave out milk and cookies
show him whos boss by turning him into a pretzel with your bare hands
which would you rather be?
NOTHING STFU!... shit!
you know those people you see cleaning the teeth of horses n shit? one of those guys
a mexican hat dancer
the first man to reach the moon without leaving earth
What is you favourite pastime?
feeding my baby llama
interwebz.... WOT ELSE?
sneeze with my eyes open.