What teacher are you related to from bbc?
The name says it all.
Some douchebag is giving you shit up the back of the room... what do you do
Take them into the library at lunch, and force them to watch toy story
Tell them to shuddup
Say thanks for listening, and hope it doesn't happen again
glare at them in an awkuard silence
Give em a friday
laugh along with them
Give them a strike
Send them outside, then go out there and destroy them.
It's the last week of school and you basically have nothing to do. What do you make your students do
talk to them about weird teachers in the school
give them some difficult maths problems
watch some boring old movie that no one cares about
Watch an educational video that they've all seen four times before
Let them do whatever the hell they like
watch mythbusters, but pause it and break down the stuff in it
Host a dance off.
What do you do in your spare time?
walk around the grounds bouncing your head around like its been attached dodgy, then film a fight
Sleep in your classroom/bedroom.
Write long boring speaches for assemblies
Go tune new boys mothers
Do whatever the heck i feel like
Look at new aspects of teaching corriculum
Hang in the staffroom
Who is your favourite kind of student
The one that you can make into the classes amusement
The person who shuts up and works
The guy down the front who answers all of your social questions
I dont know students, i'm a gimp.
The average student - works and talks.
The ones that are like turtles
the ones that always do there homework and get A's
The ones that shuddup and listen to your opinion
What kind of activities do you normally run in class
hilarious group discussions
individual quiet work
You start talking but go off topic within 3 minutes, and the class seizes the opportunity and lets you go on for the rest of the lesson
you don't host discussions, you stand and talk for 45 minutes.
get everyone to chant random shit so they remember it
small group work; if anyone talks they get a STRIKE
go to your chair, tell everyone to shut the hell up and practice!
If you had to get the class to watch a movie/tv show on the last day, what would it be
100 ways of doing algebra
No. students do work until they finish school
a movie on cyber bullying!
finding nemo with chinese subtitles
Anything with explosions
I am legend
What time do you get to class
five minutes late.
a minute or so early
I sit inside waiting for someone to knock on the door. If its not in the main building i dont get to the lesson before 3/4 of the way through.
whatever. I do as i like
5 minutes early
on time/a little late
10 minutes early
Whats your favourite kind of room?
Any room, im here to teach
a room where imat the front
anything thats not a computer room
a large assembly hall so that i can bore people more easily
a computer room
a room with exotic paintings
a lab with loads of crap
a big empty room