THE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET 100% QUIZ

If you fail too bad :P

1 WHAT IS 999X999=?
2 WHAT AM I?
3 WHAT IS YOUR AGE?
4 WHAT IS YOUR POWERS?
5 GET ON A NOOB'S DEATH DOGS INTERCEPT EELS, WHAT IS THE ANSWER?
6 A TERRIBLE MAN MUMBLED A CENCORED HIDDEN INTERCEPTING NEW ELECTRIC, ANSWER?(HINT: ITS ATM MACHINE)
7 WHAT WILL YOU GET? NOOB, 1ST FAILURE, 2ND FAILURE, PASSED OR EPIC PASS?