Which SHA rider are you most like?
Find out which SHA rider you are most like.
You've turned the last stick in the stake final and you've knocked it - but so have two other riders. What do you do?
I fang it home anyway - screw the sticks I'm going to be first home
I go fast but I do my best to keep the rest of the sticks up
I don't knock sticks.
Try not to listen to my mum yelling at me across the field and go as fast as i can home
Turn and kick my horse until he gallops home even though I just demolished the rest of the sticks
Oh shit there goes my chance of winning. Better canter home.
Didn't knock it I held it up and I'm winning anyway
You're in trouble up at the Bealiba weekend. What did you do?
Drank too much and had a bit of trouble getting up to ride on Sunday
Told my mum she was embarrassing.
Forgot to wave to your boyfriend when he walked past.
Didn't win the flag and drum - mum's gonna kill me!
Nagged mum for money.
Nothing. my dad never tells me off he just shouts everyone another round of cruisers.
I don't really get in trouble...that anyone knows about.
You can party or you can go to Bacchus Marsh Pre-Royal. What do you do?
Party til late then rock up late to Bacchus and ride late.
Do both. Stay up til 4am then get my mum to pick me up from whoever's house i crashed at then go compete.
I'm a responsible designated driver so i do both but don't drink.
Party? My friends don't really have parties. I'm a die hard competitor
I get wasted then fail to show up to novelties. Mum rides my horse instead but won't compete.
I try both but glandy makes me groggy and i ride pathetically on sunday
The party probably involves my dad and his wife so we party on and then ride the next day. Rupert probably rocks up too.
When choosing your horse for Royal with 3 months in advance to practise, which one do you pick?
I take all of my horses - that are any good at games. I'm not wasting my time with shit horses. I'm here to win.
I take them all, even if they can't do games. I just like to have a ride.
I work all of my 59870298 horses every day so I get to choose. Probably whichever has shoes at the time.
Whichever one's not lame.
I was too drunk to choose so mum loaded him for me. I think his name is boris...
I only have the one.
Usually take both because there's always the chance someone will need me in a final.
Favourite way to spend an evening post-group horse riding?
Get picked up by my latest squeeze and go to a party down scummers someplace. Usually accompanied by two or more school friends.
Pub with mates.
Low calorie bar.
Wherever we're having a SHA get together.
Mitta getting drunk
Favourite discipline besides novelties?
If I can win it, i like it.
I don't mind the odd interschool showjumping day.
I'm easy - anything goes.
Showing or Dressage thanks to my big horse who i think is crap at games.
What's a discipline?
Showjumping or hunting. Supercross, anything jumping.
Riding in the river up at Mitta/Talangatta