What PHS year 11 student are you?
the name is pretty much self explanatory. duhhhh.
A teacher says they don't like you. What is your reaction?
"CLEARLY i wouldn't be put in that situation. the teachers love me"
"you sir, are a cunt"
you just smile and giggle until they change their mind
"i must be too awesome for them"
"and i care, why?"
"i'm gonna go graffin on your car at lunch"
"i'm what chewbacca would've wanted"
you don't have the balls to say anything, but bitch to your friends about how much you hate them later
you just stare meaninglessly with a blank expression on your face until they walk away in shock
It's two hours into your grades first party of the year. What's going on with you?
talking with friends and laughing. you might have an alcopop in your hand but you're CLEARLY not drunk.
stumbling around, screaming "FUCK MY LIFE", occasionally passing in and out of consciousness
goon shot in one hand, boy in the other, trying to find a room, while the other boys you hooked up with wonder where you are
you're sober and having a good time regardless
12th beer in one hand, 25th champion rollie in the other, making the most of a good night
chilling out on the lounge after a few j's with your mates
making people laugh with your mighty boosh costume
you couldn't go. your parents wouldn't let you and you didn't have the balls to argue.
party.. does not compute..
You're talking with a member of the opposite sex. What the FUCK are you doing?
laughing and smiling, but not flirting. if you like them, they won't know it unless you want them to.
you're unsure of yourself, but your awesome hair and clothes means you had them at "hello"
there's no two ways about it. no matter who they are, what their name is, you're reeling them in without even trying
you're all smiley and happy, but you're like that with everyone
you're being suck a dick! but why do they like it so much..? ;)
you barely even need to open your mouth. you exude coolness. and when you do, they hear every word loud and clear.
making them go "what the fuck" with your oddities. are you SERIOUSLY dressed like a boosh character? dude...
you're not keeping eye contact, that's for sure
you keep up that blank expresion like your life depends on it, and occasionally make a comment that sounds like it came from an engineering textbook
How would your friends describe you in one sentence?
your are responsible and caring, and a very good friend
you are highly opinionated and a snappy dresser
you're okay when you're not drunk
you're so bubbly and awesome, and you rock
you hold control over any situation, but you're a righteous dude
god walks among us
he's weird and has oddities about him, but that's why we love him
you're a giant and a pushover combined into one adorablely lanky human being
you are robot
what's a typical outfit for you?
you don't spend hours fussing over your outfits, but you always look good
blazers, button-ups, slim-cut jeans and pants. every month is winter. your dress sense is inspired by mods and indie rockers
skin is in
anything from an op shop
jeans, a t shirt and a hoodie. any brand is fine.
nudies, ksubis, nikes, kid robot. nothing under $100
you dress like a cross between a member of grizzly bear and flo rida. your outfits are a conglomerate of styles that appear disparate and disordered eg. black 3 button blazer, brown button up, black jeans and white nike lo tops.
school uniform. every single day.