Which Perth College dudeman are you?
What are you doing at lunchtime?
Laughing, quoting Superbad or not texting Jeremy back
Running home because you forgot something
At the art department
Gossiping to Menags
Going to check that you havent parked the car illegally
Cupping everyone's bum cheeks
Ringing Tozza/The cleaner to pick you up coz you cbf going to english
Reading Niezche or however you spell it
At a meeting, or at Tan Po Po because you totally got SHARES IN THE PLACE N SHIT
At a party, what are you doing
Running around being a mad dawwwwwg
With Sean, or on the dancefloor being a dudeman
With Jacob, or if he isnt there youre sitting in middle splits with menags on a road
Getting another drink because your ashika pillay and thats how you roll
With Mitch, or with your head in the bush next to Hudmans statue. Or in Mr Hudman's bin, or on the dancefloor
With Duncan, or running around dressed like a zebra
Looking after menags
Dancing on the dancefloor, but with excellent technique
Being complemented on your super-alternative outfit
What class are you in, and what are you doing?
In maths getting penises drawn on your stuff
You're running late to drama, even though you live like 5 mins away
In art creating masterpieces, or in History demanding 'more learnings about things'
In Food, you dont win food prize 08 without hard work, you know
In economics getting unfairly punished
In human biol drawing Hitler and swastikas
In drama getting "distracted" by hudman
In dance, or getting pissed off in History coz Turner wont teach us shiittttt
In Lit staring at Stewart coz hes sooo dreamy
In Lit, writing down all the funny stuff Stewart says and trying to film him
What are you going to be doing on leavers?
Running around greeting people who swear they know you, who you dont recognise
Providing the dudemen with singlets
Watching Kendra with Mellayyyy and getting magsy
Eating curry coz you're black
Driving everyone around
Kicking Duncan and Will out of the cabin back to their tent
Drinking 30 standard drinks per day
At the beach, doing a celebratory dance to commeorate summer
Introducing yourself to people "Hi, im Anna, but you can call me beast"
Eating pasta and doing things people dont want to know about...JOOOOOOKESSSSSS
What do you love most in the whole wide world?
When funny shit happens...and the other dudemen
Edward Cullen, and the other dudemen
Being Beyonce's bestfriend, and the other dudemen
Redbull and She's the Man, and the other dudemen
The niece and nephew, and the other dudemen
Ring-fiddling, Hitler, and the other dudemen
Naps, and the other dudemen
Ballet, 'can i have a bit?', and the other dudemen
Stewart, muggles, and the other dudemen
Nonna, and the other dudemen
Are you a dudeman or arent yaaaaaaa