What FBTP (facebook troll patrol) member of staff

Face-Book troll patrol: notorious for there ruthless authority and behavior, the ones who keep order the order on facebook for people of the north shore. Established only 2 weeks ago, they have gained reputation for putting people in place within minutes, if you post something gay on facebook and your getting scared.....you should be. If you would like to make a donation, just send your credit card details and name holder to u_want_pie@hotmail.com

1 What would you describe yourself as?
2 what is your drug of choice?
3 who have you got beef with the most?
4 who would you say is the toughest person (on the internet of course)
5 how often do you shower?
6 who do most girls try to tune?