Which member of the TBIP are you?

Determine whether you are a low ranking manservant or a valiant leader of the TBIP (not possible)

1 If faced with a Jew-like person weilding an annoying voice and a doctor's certificare from the psychiatric ward, you would?
2 Who would win a fight?
3 What is the appropriate treatment for France?
4 If a TBIP leader was to be injured in the heat of battle, you would?
5 H.G is?