HOW MOTHERF*CKING PRO ARE YOU?

THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING TEST OF ULTIMATE DESTINY, TO FIND OUT JUST HOW FUCKING PRO YOU ARE.

1 WHEN SOME DICKHEAD IS STARING YOU DOWN, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?
2 WHEN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEACHER ASKS YOU WHERE THE FUCK YOUR HOMEWORK IS, DO YOU:
3 YOU NEED TO SHIT WHILE YOUR ON THE FUCKING BUS, WTF DO YOU DO?
4 SOME FUCKER OFFERS YOU A BAG OF 100% PURE COLUMBIAN COCAINE, DO YOU:
5 YOU GET HOME FROM A FUCKING 4 DAY PARTY, AND YOUR PARENTS FUCKING RAGE AT YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO?