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Your team is up winning 2-0 against the best side in the comp. You.
Go and bash the opposition supporters because there losing. Get Arresred
Cheer, Scream, and hurl good natured abuse at the ref for not sending off a player who tackled your favourite player
Yay, you cheer when they score, but spend the rest of the match trawling facebook on you iPhone or listen to music
Get so pissed on the over-priced beer you streak, and get tripped by the goalkeeper, before attempting to grope him. Get arrested
DONT CARE, I DONT WANNA KNOW COULDNT GIVE A FLYING FUCK
Your team buys a new expensive player, but he gets injured and spends the time on the sidelines wasting the clubs money.
Go and bash some rival supporters in fustration, or throw a brick through the players front window to warn him
Damm. This sucks, we spend a lot of money for nothing. Just fuckin' great
Hit the bottle, hard. Wake up in hospital
GOOD I HOPE HE FUCKIN' DIES!!!
Your team wins the cup final for the first time in 23 years
GO FUCKING BONKERS!!! Start getting drunk and smashing rivals houses, bashing their kids, burning tires. get arrested
Go a bit wild, get drunk with your mates, boast to your friends who support the rival team you beat untill they finally beat you
Well done. Thats kinda cool i guess
Attempt to drink an entire bottle of Vodka. Wake up in hospital, or drug centre, or die.
I DONT CARE I DONT WANNA KNOW PISS OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING QUIZ.
Four of your players play badly during an important game. One even missed 2 penalties
find a gun, kill rival supports, kidnapp the player who miss the penalites and assasinate him. It's his own fucking fault!
God damm it!!!! Fuck you. Damm it. Become depressed for the next week
Wow....they kinda suck...
Drink so much you end up staggering through traffic and get hit by a truck
GOOD I HOPE SOME HOOLIGAN GOES AND FUCKING KILLS THE ENTIRE TEAM
Your sitting around on a sunday afternoon bored. someone suggest you go to the football as a family treat.
FUCK YEAH!!!!! Go bash up the neighbours cause they are not going
start getting your jersey, flags, scarves and other merchandise. Boast about going to the game on facebook to all your mates.
Cool. Beats sitting around watching the cat scratch itself
Hit the pub before going. get drunk before you leave
FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO *Hangs self from ceiling*
There is a fan day on at your local ground. You
Go, get an autograph, then zoom around enemy territory yelling insults at the opposition fans, calling them dickheads, before being pulled over by the cops and arrested
Go and get the autographs of all the players and coaches on your jersey, have your photo taken with all the players. Call it the happiest day of your life
Meh, go along, might get an autograph, spend time getting freebies you'll look at once or twice. Listen to music and trawl facebook on your iPhone
Get drunk, head to the session, try and grope the coach. Get arrested
DONT WANNA KNOW, DONT CARE, I HOPE SOMEONE SHOOTS THEM ALL
The Season is starting in 3 weeks.
Go wild, get in some pre-season bashings of opposition supporters and spend a few days in jail before the season starts
Get really excited, buy the upcoming seasons jersey, start organising trips to home and away games, tell the missus you wont be availiable on weekends for the next 9 months
Meh, hope the team my dad supports wins.
start stocking up on Heineken, Becks, Carlsburg, and all good European beers
FUCK NO. NOT AGAIN, DIE YOU GAY SHIT!
Your team has come from 3-0 behind to win the game 4-3 and leapfrog the #1 team into #1 position. You
GO FUCKING NUTS!!! start swinging a baseball bat at the team you beat opposition supporters, to rub in the fact that you beat them, and of course, to injure them cause there cunts
Go crazy, jump up and down, and scream till you lost your voice. Celebrate at the pub and boast to all your friends
Cool. Was a good game, some good goals,
Drink untill you pass out, when you awaken keep drinking untill your chained to a hospital bed
I COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. STOP THIS QUIZ
It's the cup final. It's on 89 minutes. the score is 0-0. Suddenly one of your teams defenders lets in an own goal.
Scream and go bash anyone in sight, jump the fence and pummel the defender to a bloody pulp and have to be dragged away by 10 police and taserd
stare in disbelief, hold face in hands. cry. scream. go into shock
Damm that was close. shame we didn't win. ahh well.
DON'T FUCKING CARE. WHY THE FUCK AM I TAKING THIS QUIZ
Family fun day against a pathetic team.
CHANCE TO BASH SOME SHIT CUNTS!!!!
Oh, why not let's go. Tickets are half price. we'll whallop them but it beats going to work
Tickets are half price, meh, might go, see some goals
CHEAP BEER, LETS FUCKIN' GET SMASHED
I hope the North Koreans nuke it
an important away fixture is not going to be shown on TV. However a repeat of the NRL grand final will be shown in it's place
BASH SOME SHITCUNTS. Go to the broadcaster and throw Molotov Cocktails at the building, start a riot. get arrested
What the fuck are they thinking. Ring up and complain, call them a dickhead racist cunt
Ahhh well. at least we get to see Melbourne play again.
Your fucking kidding me. Drink a case of Tooheys to make yourself feel better
Fuckin' Oath. Finally somthing worth watching round here. C'MON FOOTY
Your favourite player leaves the club, to go to a bigger richer team
FUCK NOOOOO. YOU FUCKING MONEY EATING POOF. Go and bash that teams supporters, kidnapp a femal supporter and hold her hostage
Damm. we'd better get a lot of fucking money for him!!!
COME BACK YOU SEXY BEAST. Drink some whiskey in order to feel normal
GOOD I HOPE HE GETS HIT BY A TRAIN