Would you strangle a poodle for AC/DC tickets?

The question that has taunted humanity for a krillion years.... One man/legend made it his buissiness to blow this sick mess wide open....Do you have the balls to see what you'd do to a poodle for a chance to see the greatest band of all time????

1 Do you like theese arseholes(ac/dc)?
2 could you ever harm(strangle) a poodle??
3 have you ever been touched by your uncle??
4 what is the colour purple.
5 Is david bowie the lead guitarist of AC/DC.