try and beat the impossible quiz- bet you wont- its impossible

1 how long is a piece of string
2 how long is my piece of string?
3 which was made first
4 seven hundred and two x four hundred and twelve
5 what is my password
6 where does the general keep his armies
7 yes or no?
8 what time is it
9 why did the condom fly across the room
10 10x10= (its not 100)
11 for 1 million pounds answer this question- if u cannot see the question...your stuffed
12 what you put in a teapot
13 who says this- lol
14 who was it?
15 i cut my string up in 2 howmany pieces do i have now
16 are you going to win
17 are you gay
18 sorry about the last 2
19 what are you wearing
20 last onee