are you a wanker?
find out wheter you are a wanker
you find a hair in your food at a cafe, what do you do?
send it back and abuse the waitress
pick it out and play on
you walk inside wearing sunglasses, you either
keep wearing them whilst inside
take them off
you wake in the morning and dont no what footwear to run, you
put on socks and wear sandels as well
run some thongs
your thirsty and in a pub, what do you drink?
a glass of milk
a glass of any alcoholic drink
your driving along the freeway passing a car in the right lane, but your about the same speed and just sit side by side with the car, another car is behind you and wants to get past, you
stay there and block the car
speed up and move over
you want a new car, you get
a big ute and put mud flaps, big ariels on it, a horns sticker on the back and wear a big cowboy hat while driving it
get a any car lower it and put a big subby in it
you want to take up a hobby, you either
buy a horse and take up horse riding
buy a motobike and start racing