What haircut do you have?
Find out what barnet you're actually sporting!
Where do you go for a snip?
Your front room.
What hair product is your weapon of choice?
Bit of moulding clay for me, maybe even a touch of me Mum's hairspray.
VO5 wet look all the way.
Nothin' mate I let nature take it's course.
What is your name?
Where do you live?
Where was your last holiday?
Caravan in Skegness.
Have you had sex with James Smith?
A cheeky pokey bum wank count?
Errr no mate!
True or false: Jake Adams?
Sam Jones once fought a camel for the last Wagon Wheel who won?
Colin the camel was victorious.
It was a draw the Wagon Wheel was split.
True or false: Luke Mills is neither her nor there?
He is everywere.