How Jewish are you?
Do you have a little Jew inside you?
Have you smoked weed?
Once or twice, peer pressure is a bitch
I partake occasionally
Smoking weed is my secondary function, besides living
I've never toked, bro
You eat out at a restaurant with some friends. When the bill arrives and it's time to tip the waiter, you:
Calculate 10 or 15% of the tab and split it with everyone else
Offer to contribute no more than a dollar
Face the biggest inner debate of your life
Cover the tip yourself with a fresh $20
How much do you make fun of your own culture?
Not very much
It's good to have a sense of humor about yourself and your culture
It's hard to stop sometimes
Not at all, culture is something to be taken both seriously and proudly
What is your current standing with your family?
I love my family
I love my family, but appreciate when I have some breathing room
I'm not sure whether I love them or despise them most of the time
We're tighter knit than Egyptian cotton. I might let them move into my own house in the future.
What is the most important thing in life?
Friends, though money is always nice
Contributing positively to underprivileged societies