How Black Are U?
R Deckz R was bored
Britney (Feat. "Black Person")
Where's Tesco? - says da white lady
it's ova deerrrr man
KMT for looooooooooooooooong.
you take a left, right, left, left, right. your welcome.
Somewhere in that direction
Your friend is getting beaten up. Do you...
run behind a bush and call the police?
go up and break the fight?
stand by and shout "Yes Tunde!"
Go find some white friends coz u realise black people are trouble?
take a rock and throw it towards the fight hoping that you hit the person thats beating up your friend and not your friend?
You find £50 next to a tramp. Do you...
Give it to the tramp as a joke and take it wen the tramps not looking?
Give it to the tramp.
Give him the £50 and a extra £20.
Look at his skin colour. If he's black walk past him coz u know dey gonna buy either drugs, a knife or both. if he's any other race, you give it to them.
take it, add to your money, buy yourself some shoes and give the tramp the change.
Ur in church yea and you need to pass wind and you know its gonna be dem loud ones. the exit is far as well. Do you...
hold it and wait until the service is finished dealin wit the sound its makin in your stomach
stand up and walk the long distance to release it outside
let it go whilst you're sitting down so it vibrates even louder dan expected.
release it little by little
shout "hallelujah" during The Confession and fart while you shout it.
There's some looooooong que for some nice black people food. ur hungry yea...
so u wait unhappily
u can't be bothered to wait so you go down the road and buy your chicken and chips
so u push in front an old lady with no arms, ur mum sees u and she slaps u into next week afta you've eaten the food.
so u go find some lasagne/ spaghetti bolognese and eat wit Elizabeth and Charles.
u dont care how long it takes...ur getting some fufu and okro.