What Skater Company Are You?
Find out which skate/long board company are you.
Do you go fast?
Who the hell cares how fast I go?
Doesn't really matter as long as I get the line.
Flatland and rails or big jump?
I FREAKIN' LONGBOARD!
Big jump, all the way. Screw rails.
Rails for sure.
Are you retarded?
HELL FREAKIN' YEAH I AM!
Definition of reh-tar-ted?
Well I hit my head bombing a hill...
I plead the fifth.
Definitely not, but you are.
Can't catch me.
Bash their skulls in with ma' board.
Too late, already passed 'em
Execute them black hand style.
Hills. No ramps.
Already went down it atleast ten times.
What the hell is a hill?
Tried and failed.
The point is...
Metal, Rap, Raggae, Punk?
Rap, Punk, Metal, I really don't care.
I don't listen to music.
Nerd in an alley, alone. Improvise.
Run his ass over.
Shove my deck so far up his ass, he won't be able to get it out. Then I'll break it.
Hit him in the face with his own textbook. Then shove it up his ass.
HEY! he's mah homie, you ass!
Burn his hair. Kick his ass. Kickflip over him. Piss all over his body.