WHAT IS YOUR BADASS MOTHERFUCKING STAR SIGN?

JUST ANSWER THE SHIT OUT OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING QUESTIONS AND FUCKING FIND OUT, ASSFACE!

1 YOU'VE DECIDED TO BUY A GOLDFISH FOR SOME FUCKED UP REASON!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT SHIT?!!?!
2 YOU FUCKING JUST GOT 69% ON A MOTHERFUCKING MATHS TEST!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH?!
3 YOUR MOTHER JUST TOLD YOU TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING BED! WHAT IN THE FUCKING SHIT WILL YOU DO?
4 YOU JUST WON THE FUCKING NOBEL PRIZE!!! WHAT IN THE CUNT DID YOU WIN THAT BULLSHIT FOR?!
5 YOUR ASSMUNCHING CUNT OF A LANDLORD IS TELLING YOU TO PAY THE FUCKING RENT, WHAT A SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?!
6 FUCKING EVERYONE HAS BEEN INVITED TO SOME INSANELY FUCKING AWESOME BADASS PARTY EXCEPT YOU. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO!?!
7 YOU'RE GONNA DO A MOTHERFUCKING PAINTING. WHAT THE CUNTING HELL IS THAT SHIT OF?!?!?!?
8 SOME FUCKING CUNT JUST TOLD EVERYONE THAT YOU HAVE AIDS NOW IT'S FUCKING ON, BITCHES!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO?!!
9 HOLY SHIT THERE ISN'T ANY MORE CHOCOLATE LEFT BECAUSE SOME FAT MOTHERFUCKER ATE IT ALL, THAT BASTARD!!! WHAT THE CUNT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, YOU FUCK?!!!