How well do you know Patrick
How well do you know me?
The obvious question... What's the English equivalent my middle name?
You don't have one.
Who's my best friend?
You have one?
Kahaf Patrick Bhuiyan.
How smart am I?
How popular am I?
Not in school!
Popular, but not in the way I should be.
What was the point of me getting a Facebook?
You just felt like it.
Because I was requseted to.
So you can stalk people.
Because you're so depressed.
Shut up, faggot.
Stop being gay.
How much do you like this quiz?
Weeelll, you're not exactly cool or funny, so...
When will the tour guide of my house come?
Never, because you're scared people will stalk you.
Nobody wants to see your house.