How well do you know Patrick

How well do you know me?

1 The obvious question... What's the English equivalent my middle name?
2 Who's my best friend?
3 How smart am I?
4 How popular am I?
5 What was the point of me getting a Facebook?
6 Sooo...
7 How much do you like this quiz?
8 When will the tour guide of my house come?