No-onee will ever get thiss right !

Haahaa try and attempt it but there is no chance is hells way you will get 100% x Trust me

1 Why do monkeys eat banana's?
2 Give me the definition of slag
3 If you had a peice of bread that was black wheres it been ?
4 Why does the chicken cross the road ?
5 If i gave you a pear what would you give me back ?
6 Finish the sentence...I know something you dont know________
7 I see london i see france i see _______ underpants
8 Bannana's wearing whatt are cool ?
9 Which on is the definition of simon cowell ?