Stupidity Quiz

Take this test to see how stupid you are!!!

1 Think of your name, and spell it!
2 On a windy day, a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side of the roof does the egg roll down?
3 You're 3rd place right now in a race. What place are you in when you pass the person in 2nd place?
4 You only have a match when you enter a dark and cold room. You come across an oil lamp, an oil heater, and a candle. Which do you light first?
5 The answer is really big.
6 There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room. How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet leave one apple in the basket.
7 A man dressed all in black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt.
8 What does AFC mean if i was texting my friend?