how much of a fail is your life?

how fail is your life? how's it going?? is it good, or are your failing, HOW THE HELL DO YOU FAIL IN LIFE ?

1 What is/was your main hobby at lunch or recess?
2 uh oh, you have to get with a partner for your english class?
3 You have to write an assignment on something you like, what do you choose.
4 CRAP LOOK OUT FOR THE BANANA PEEL. u trip and fall....
5 you have to get 1 piercing, where do you get it ?
6 your friends and parents think of you as...
7 you see your arch enemy, they make fun of you and then you...