Which Young Cat are You?
Which of the infamous Porty Young cats are you?
When the going gets tough.......?
The tough get naked
The tough get melted
The tough express anger with thier hands
The tough walk away and think about pointy shoes
The tough leave the continent
The tough smack you with brass knuckles
When do you know you've had to much to drink?
You go for a bath naked
You can't roll anymore
You demand Boyter beats
You become a CUNT
How many birds have you boabied?
Millions but they weren't all over 16
Millions but you fucked a few things up
A couple but you done it proper
Millions, you abused them all
Millions but most of them were 12
Millions but most of them weren't consensual
What's your penis like?
Average but slightly damaged
Average but quite brown
Massive, Fucking Huge!
Quite big but not very hygenic
Average but possibly infected
Long and thin
What is your pubic Style?
A Star or a V, neat.
You tried to patent a sunrise but it expired
Who cares your knob outscales everything
A might bush
Shaved, clean and crisp
Barbed wire for increased pain
What three things would you take onto a desert island
A case of beer, your mobile phone and a lighter/knife
A massive baggy, rizza and fags
A mock the week box set, a tv/dvd and a brahma
A porn magasine, some pointy shoes and a hamster
A porno dvd, no tv, your new look discount card and a condom
numb-chucks, a knuckle duster and some scrap metal
Where would you go on a date?
His room for a melting sesh
For a meal
To the pictures
To an alleyway
To a heavy metal gig
Favorite subject at school?
If you could fight anybody who would it be?
Whoever decided weed was Illegal
A girl's dad so you could shag her
Whatever the fuck your mum says your having
Who would you rather be?
Where does cheese come from?
Depends on the cheese
Penises or the moon
Wherever mum buys it