What Junior Are You?
Because Freshmen suck.
jumping around and just generally having too much energy.
being generally awesome.
People describe me as...
that kid with the spiky hair.
that Jew kid.
If I were a disease I would be...
cirrhosis of the liver.
the uncommon cold.
irritable bowl syndrome.
You see an old lady crossing the street, your first instinct is to...
ask for her gamertag and hit her up for some Halo.
ask her for directions because you're lost.
help her across the street and give her all your cash.
party with her.
ask for her number.
make a gargoyle face and give her a heart attack.
walk away, she might have a disease.
When I grow up I'll be...
a pro Halo gamer.
a pro tennis player.
working the corner for cash.
starring in Jackass Number 3.
a sculpture at the Notre Dame.
as awesome as ever.
If I had a billion dollars I'd buy...
a shitload of Microsoft Points.
a shitload of Monster.
a shitload of Asics and boat shoes.
a shitload of dogs.
a shitload of drank.
a shitload of Captain's Wafers.
a shitload of snowflakes.
a shitload of Macs.