What badass kitchen appliance are you?

Find out which badass fucking random thing you find in your kitchen best applies to you!

1 SO THESE PUNK BITCHES ARE TRYING TO FIGHT YOU, YOU...
2 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE IN YOU'RE HOUSE?
3 IF YOU COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, WHAT THE FUCK WOULD IT BE?
4 YOU'RE FAVORITE FUCKING WEATHER CONSISTS OF...
5 SO YOU'RE TRAPPED IN THE WOODS, NOW WHAT?
6 DUCK!
7 WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FAVORITE BODY PART?
8 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL?
9 YOU'RE LOST IN THE DESERT, WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU LOOK FOR?
10 ARE YOU A FUCKING BOY OR FUCKING A BOY?
11 DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING LUCKY?
12 ARE YOU SICK OF THIS FUCKING CURSING AND QUIZ AND SHIT?