What class of person are you ?

This test will tell you how close to upper class you are. Or if your scum....

1 Your out for the evening and the person next to you vomits on you. Do you;
2 You step in an Alsation's poo and it is all over the place. Do you;
3 Your have done a dump at a Vicars house and the flush doesnt work. Do you;
4 You go on a blind date and the person brings a goat with them. Do you;
5 You strip naked to be examined by your G.P. and he laughs at you. Do you;
6 Your pretending to be a mid-wife and a local woman goes into labour. Do you;