Are You A G or A Gent?
Take the ultimate test: are you a g or a gent?
Lesson One: Fashion: What are the essential clothes of a Gentleman?
A suit, tie, and designer watch
Do-rags, saggy jeans, bling-bling m-fo!
Lesson Two: Eloquence: How do you behave at a challenge with proper eloquence?
Keep composed and use proper, fluent and appropraite grammar and topic
Swear yo ass off, disregard everyone and lick at them!
Lesson Three: Etiqutte: If you're teamate's date with Esther Baxter goes wrong, what should you never do?
Keep your ground and not intervene
Intervene and muck things up even more
Lesson Four: Giving Back: If you are convinced there is an alliance in the house, what do you do?
Quietly approach Mr. Bentley with legitimate and valid evidence
Confront the supposed "alliance" directly and sabotage yourself
Lesson Five: Career Goals: When Mr. Bentley asks you where you wants your career to take you, you should never say what?
That you want to be on the closest chair, indicating "authority"
Sh*t, I dunno! Challenge me, bro!
Lesson Six: Fortitude: If you are a large G, never do what?
Attempt to climb more than you can and set realistic goals
Believe you can do what ever you can, or die trying
Lesson Seven: Hosting A Dinner Party: When faced with career goals, should you take them or let them slip?
Take them, it could be your only chance
Let them by, another will come along
Lesson Eight: Family Ties: When confronted by your baby mama who has had two of your children and is about to have do more, what do you never do?
Make her cry
Yo dats my baby mama, I do whatever
Lesson Nine: From A G To A Gent: What is something you should mention earlier before later?
That you are a pimp
Nothing, I've said everything
Finally, name all your colleagues in order of expulsion:
Roq Monte, Flex, Dre, Riff Raff, Jojo, A-Felon, A.D., Macho, Protégé, Fahim, All In, Lank, Baron, and Teddy
Hell if I know!