What is your weapon of choice in a zombie attack

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1 Where are you most likely to be during the attack?
2 How old are you
3 Where do you live
4 How often do you drink an alcoholic beverage
5 What job do you have
6 How many children do you have
7 Somebody steals your phone(mobile!), what do you do