what video game charcter are you?
The title says it all!!
What would you do if someone attacks you at a bar?
"Enemy sighted! Requesting backup!"
"Jump on their head or throw a fireball!"
Choke them with a latex gag device.
Rape their girlfriend!
Choke them to death with a burlap cloth!
Slash their head off with my triforce sword!
Take their vehicle for a wild ride!
Pay their girlfriend to strip!
Call zombies to infect them
What do you wear most?
overalls and a red hat with a letter M on it!
latex halter suit and holstered pistol
Mark IV armor
jeans, dress shoes, dress shirt, and a leather jacket
Army pants, but no shirt!
ripped-up post office uniform
What is yer favorite food?
chicken breasts. hahahahaha.... breasts!
cocktails! hahaha.... cock
i don't have internal organs!
I like to eat
Body bag meat
What is yer favorite website?
We don't have internet access in Hyrule!
what is yer favorite video game company?
Sony Game Studios!
What is yer ideal pet?
A robot parrot who says "Venus in Cancer!"
EW! I hate animals!
A girl i can.... have some fun with.....
a dog made out of burlap sacks
The most dangerous animal that i can rely on for safety is MYSELF!!!
What was your first video game?
Metal Gear (1987)
Donkey Kong Arcade (1981)
Tomb Raider (1996)
Halo: Combat Evolved (2001)
Leisure Suit Larry: Land of the Lounge Lizards!(1989)
Legend of Zelda (1986)
Grand Theft Auto 4 (2008)
Duke Nukem 3D (1996)
Residwnt Evil (1995)
What is your favorite song?
RE-Education (Rise Against)
Super Mario Bros. theme song
War Ensemble (Slayer)
My Dick in a Box
the first song in "The Impossible Quiz 2"
Wanted Dead or Alive (Bon Jovi)
Smack That (Akon)
What is yer favorite movie?
Wait!! The movie based on my video game series SUCKED!!!
Big Boners (Starring Goth1x MATT and FireFly) [you would only get it if you watched this YouTube video about spamming Xbox Live]
The movie based on my video game was canceled.... :(
Any movie made by Laffer Studios!
9 (because the main characters are burlap sacks!
We don't have technology in the 14 century!