Will I ever be rich?

How much money will I be worth? Will I ever be wealthy? Will I be poor? Now you can quit the guesswork by taking this shoty quiz and you'll know for sure!

1 You have maxed out all of your credit cards. You earn enough to pay only the minimum payment and barely get by. What do you do?
2 A good Health Insurance Plan
3 Everyone should buy roadside assistance
4 Free Checking
5 The stock market is a good place to save for retirement
6 The professor on Gilligans Island is
7 The Federal Reserve