What type of a POOPER are you?
pretty self explanatory :P
What did you eat for breakfast
baked beans or eggs
caffeinated drinks (coffee or tea)
features of your fart..
smelly and loud (woopsiee)
silent but poisonous (did some of ur poop manage to slide into ur underwear?)
either it sounds or it smells...never both together
How often do you poop?
0-1 times a day
2 to infinte times a day
healthy amounts (after a large meal) :P
what do u feel like while taking a dump
the pain is excrutiating,tears are streaming down my face
i thought i came to pee..?! (it all just feels the same :S )
ahhhhhhhhh....i feel relieved..thres a smile on my face,i can finally put down my newspaper) :D
what are you thinking abt when you leave the bathroom
OH MOTHERRRR THE PAINNN(and the smell too)!!
HOLY CRAPP!!!!(you're running back in there with a cork in your butt hole)
sigh! i feel 10 kgs lighter!