Which Zelda CD-i character are you?

Snooping as usual, I see?

1 OLOLOL WATZ UR FAVOURITE COLORZ?
2 What do you do most in your spare time?
3 How popular are you?
4 What's for dinner?
5 Here is the map; where do you wish to go?
6 Are you in a relationship?
7 Do you take drugs, or drink alcoholic beverages?
8 bleep bleep i'm an ostrich