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What Kind of Porn Would You Be?

Find out where you would be in the "adult" entertainment business~ (Pictures are censored, because I don't want to be sued :D)

1 Which of these makes you feel all warm and happy inside?

Blood

Love

Showing off

Hugging your pet horse

Monster

Suits

Small children

Swallowing a kitten

Food

Good deeds

2 Which of these clothing types is more appealing?

Leather

Casual

Tight

None

School Uniforms

Fur

Infant

Dirty

Badly Fitting

Clean

3 If someone were to guess if you had sex from objects aroudn your house, what clues might you have left behind?

A whip or a set of handcuffs

A condom

A very large condom

A saddle or some hay

Tissues and lube

Shed fur

Lollipops and candy

Cleaning fluids and disinfectants

Sweat

Nothing

4 What do you value the most?

Control

Lust

Manhood

Nature

Fantasy

Being yourself

Children

Dirtiness

Food

Virtue

5 Obvious question, but which of these do you like to look at?

Bondage

Regular porn

Guys with huge dicks

Animals

Animations

Anthros

Small Children

Bodily Functions

Heavy people

Pictures of kittens

6 Which of these characters/people/whatever are you most like? Or do you most like?

Hardgay

A normal person

John Holmes

That horse guy at that farm in Enumclaw.

Naruto, Ichigo, any anime hero(-ine)

Kimahri from Final Fantasy

Herbert from Family Guy

Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street

Fat Albert

Mother Teresa

7 How would your sex probably sound?

Muffled Moans

Moans

Screams

Neighs, Baahs, or Woofs

Generic female or male sounds looped

Yiffs and Scritching

Pre-Pubescent yells

Gastronomic and Intestinal sounds

Flops and skin slapping

Absolute 100% sleeping silence

8 And the obligatory non-sensical question~ Pick a famous quote!

"Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring."

"You shall not pass!"

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

"All right punk. I guess that question you gotta answer today is, do I feel lucky? Well punk, do ya?"

"Thank you Mario! But the princess is in another castle!"

"We are the knights who say 'Ni!'"

"To be, or not to be. That is the question."

"Finish him!"

"My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

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