Which jesus are you?
Please complete the following questions to see which jesus you are.
If you where a dinosuar what kind of dinosuar would you be?
A non-gay one.
Which ever one had the most guns.
Whats your favourite kind of booze?
Rum and Coke.
100% pure alcohol.
SO MANY FUCKING BEERS.
Lol, math: 9+4-8X2+4/5
Teehee ill take a pass on this one ;)
Numbers have no meaning when you have what i have.
*punchs test maker in the face* i have no time for mere equasions.
Are you gay?
No way man, i love the ladies.
Girls have little meaning to me.
Well i was called a gay fish once.
I have killed a man for looking in my direction. Ask me again, i dare you.
Chuck norris, man or mouse?
Who is chuck norris?
My beard is almost as thick as his.
Lets just say he taught me how to time travel.
I wouldnt even look him in the eyes.
Me and Chuck chill all the time.
Sour Cream and Onion.
Fish Stick flavoured.
if you had one characteristic that surpasses all your others what would it be?
I love jolly ranchers.
My bad ass leather jacket.
My mind control lazer eyes.
My crispy outside.
I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU.