The Pervert Test.
Do you think you're perverted? Take this and find out.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on top of a horse, do you help your uncle Jack off the horse?
EEEEW, WHAT THE HELL, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Uuuuh... Is this a trick question?
Yes- Oh wait... EW.
Yes, if my uncle Jack needs help, then I'm gonna help him!
What do you see in this picture?
A person masturbating.
I see both of these.
How often do you get called a pervert?
A few times a week.
Every once in a while.
Not very often.
I've never been called a pervert before.
How perverted do you consider yourself?
Not very perverted.
Not perverted at all.
What is your opinion on porn?
It is a vital source of entertainment for me!
I watch it very often.
I watch it every other day.
I watch it every once in a while.
I don't watch porn, but I'm not against it.
Porn is disgusting.