How many minai's can you crush in 1 minute?

The ultimate quiz to show how many of those little, puny, annoying, running to lunch little minai's you can kill, crush, destroy, obliterate, bat, cubblah and pile in one minute.

1 If you were in the corridor, 1500 minai's were running towards you, wat weapons would you use?
2 Is there such thing as a cute minai?
3 After hurting a few, would you continue? or give up and let the buggers get to lunch?
4 What type of character are you?
5 Finally, How do you stop a minai crawling round in circles ?