How much do you like applesauce?

This quiz determines how much you like applesauce...but not in the way you think....

1 On a scale of 1 to 10, (1 low 10 high) how much do you like it when people speak about random things randomly?
2 Same scale for the food applesauce?
3 If someone said to you, "Banana Monologue," you would say back...
4 If someone sitting next to you was eating applesauce and dribbled some down his/her chin during lunch, you would...
5 How long is your secret handshake with your best friend?
6 Pick one randomly.
7 Applesauce is...