Are You Logical?

Based on these queries, you can discern how logical you are based on a series of completely erratic nonsense.

1 You encounter a nice lady with a bag of seashells, you:
2 How many porkchops are in a line?
3 Your girlfriend wants you to buy her a necklace, but you only have 20 bucks, you:
4 fork is to banana and phillip is to:
5 what do you like in your drink?
6 Where will you apply for your next job?