WHAT VISCIOUS ASS DALLAS COWBOYS PLAYER ARE YOU?

EVER WONDER WHAT MOTHERFUCKING VICIOUS ASS DALLAS COWBOYS PLAYER YOU WOULD BE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A LAZY FUCK ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY? TAKE THE QUIZ YOU STATUS WHORE! AND FIND OUT!

1 WHAT WOULD YOU DO WHEN YOU BOUT TO WRECK NIGGA?
2 IF THE COWBOYS WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO EVEN FUCKING THINK OF SIGNING YOU...WHAT CAN YOU DO TO EVEN CONTRIBUTE A LIL BIT?
3 IF THESE WHERE THE ONLY JERSEYS AVAILABLE...WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK STUPID FUCK?
4 DO YOU STRIKE NIGGA?
5 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?
6 WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER BE FROM?