Would You Survive A Hobo Attack?
HOBOS ARE EATING YOUR FACE, will you survive?!
When a hobo approaches you with a lifesize obama cardboard figure , what do you do?
Stomp on Obama, rip him into pieces, chew the pieces and spit them at the hobo.
Take a lighter from his best hobo friend and burn the cardboard cutout right before his hobo eyes
Lick the hobo, tell him to meet you upstairs in five minutes, then ditch on him but leave a note saying you slept with his best hobo friend that would have given you the lighter if you picked that choice
Hug him and confess your love for him
Call the hobo a fat bastard when clearly he is all skin and bones, but he is easily offended and is working on an all sidewalk-gum diet to keep his figure
You see a hobo leave from his cardboard box to go for a walk, what do you do?
Follow the hobo, make cruel and vulgar jokes to his face, then watch as he runs when you tell him that another hobo is moving into his beloved box
Make sure the hobo is gone. Then simply fold it up and place it in the dumpster next to you. Whistle and walk on your merry way.
Gather his hobo pals together and throw a big party. Get shit faced, call his mother from a pay phone and tell her she has great window curtains.
Dress like the hobo, follow him on his daily stroll and become best friends. Eventually move in with the hobo and reproduce.
Trash his cardboard box, excrete your waste in it, have your dog excrete it's waste in it, then find the local circus, steal one of the elephants and have it excrete it's waste in the same box
QUICK! A hobo punches you! What's your immediate reaction?
Take the closest metal object you can find, wack him over the head, and leave the evidence in a pedestrian's hands.
Shove your fist through his fat stomach, pull out his strand of intestines, make him eat it, pull out the stomach which now contains his intenstines make him eat that, then watch as he chokes and dies, right there, in the middle of street as the daily commuters keep walking and don't even make a glance at the hobo
Take the hobo to a piano shoppe, sign him up for lessons then tell him to play a song. But make sure he understands, one mess up on "Let It Be" leads to the guillotine!
Tell the hobo you forgive him, and that Jesus loves him.
OH HELL NO BITCH!
A hobo's having an affair with your wife/husband... And you say?
I knew the bazooka would come in use some day!
She/he told me he was an old friend from college coming over to reminisce on good times! WHAT KIND OF COLLEGE DID SHE GO TO?!
DAMN. I thought she/he got over that fetish!
Oh! That's alright! We can share her/him, I call weekends!
Get your hands off of my wife/husband...and get your hands on me! *wink wink*
A hobo asks you how much you want for your dog...he's hungry, you...
Throw the dog at him and run away. Little does the hobo know he has seventy two hours to live for that dog you had was a stray and had rabies
Give him your dog for free! Better Spot then me for lunch today!
$1, take it or leave it bub, this way i can get something off the dollar menu at Mickey D's!
Can you pay me in sexual favors? I like my men dirty!
$300, That's half the price I paid!
You think a hobo will look like...
A cliche of a hobo of course! Raddy old clothing, dirty skin, bearded you know! All the works!
The Loch Ness monster!
An alaskan bull worm?
You're walking down a vacant boulevard at night and out from the bushes comes a hobo, on his knees, it seems as though he is proposing to you, what do you do?!
Run away screaming FLAMMING HOBO ON THE LOSE OUT TO GET YOUR LLAMAS AND OLD GRANDMOTHERS
Knock him out, take what ever he has, rape him while he's unconscious...you sick fuck!
Play a quick game of "Doggy-Doggy-Diamond". Loser shaves the other's pubic hair
Let him propose to you. Hold his hand and skip along the busy city road singing "Secret Lovers"
Unzip my pants. That's what he wanted right?