Would You Survive A Hobo Attack?

HOBOS ARE EATING YOUR FACE, will you survive?!

1 When a hobo approaches you with a lifesize obama cardboard figure , what do you do?
2 You see a hobo leave from his cardboard box to go for a walk, what do you do?
3 QUICK! A hobo punches you! What's your immediate reaction?
4 A hobo's having an affair with your wife/husband... And you say?
5 A hobo asks you how much you want for your dog...he's hungry, you...
6 You think a hobo will look like...
7 You're walking down a vacant boulevard at night and out from the bushes comes a hobo, on his knees, it seems as though he is proposing to you, what do you do?!