Which one of Us are you?
which one? hmmm take it and find out...
One of your best pals calls you to tell you about a party at their house...?
You call somebody to pick you up on the way round and then get hammered on arrival.
You ask if its okay to smoke at the house then get yourself round there before the booze dissapears.
You go, meeting people on the way, and bring a bottle of Bulmers and a pack of 7up.
You can't afford a phone so nobody called you, not that they would call you anyway.
You are already ready to go, in fact, you are already trashed.
You aleady knew about it, you helped to plan it. You don't want any skanks to turn up.
You are at the party and your Mum calls you because you didnt do your chores...shes pretty pissed...?
'Oh FFS, can I do it tomorow?' and piss her off a bit more.
'I never even heard you ask me to do that shit...' and she understands.
She didnt call you. You already did your chores.
Your mum actually cares about the state of your house? Haha no way.
You'r too trashed and tell her you love her.
You didnt even answer the phone. You hate your mum she is just TOO chavvy.
What are you doing at the party?
Drinking and taking pictures of yourself and others.
Out the back skinning up or monging out with a beer in your hand.
Trying to be sensible whilst stumbling around with your friend and worrying about your ex.
What party? You didnt get an invite.
Drinking, Chatting, Smoking, Spilling stuff, Having a brilliant time :)
Getting Pissed, Looking Amazing, Having a smoke with your pal outside. They always have something to smoke.
The party is over and your on your way home...?
You walk home chatting to your gf/bf on the phone. They live TOO far away.
You go for a walk, stopping at the shop for a bit of chocolate or some crisps, then you wander home and have another joint.
You get someone to walk you part way home then chill on MSN.
Home? I dont have one...
You go home with ne of your pals or fall asleep on the couch.
You go somewhere with more booze and maybe drugs
You wake up the next day...your clothes...?
Something simple. A shirt or a hoodie with black trousers and a bow in your hair.
A knitted jumper, some old converse...maybe a skirt but usually jeans.
A black corset dress, maybe a hoodie. You could call me gothic I suppose.
Something dirty to go with my greasy hair and dirty teeth. Probably the same clothes as yesterday...and the day before...
Maybe leapard print, or zebra print? maybe a dress or something to match a cute hoodie.
T-shirt, Jeans, a hoodie? I dont know but my hair looks so good. I might change it though. And get another peircing?
What pets do you have??
Oh a cat or two...nothing special really.
A little dog that I can get stoned and munch out with.
Cats...quite a few cats actually.....
Just the lice in my hair and all over my filthy body...
Guinea Pigs, a few rabbits, a dog, all sorts really.
A dog...I had two but one died :(
How would you describe yourself?
Happy to admit i'm a lesbian. I'm easy going but kind of...odd.in a good way though
All I want is an easy life and a big bag of munch. I do drugs and drink I dont deny it but im not unreliable.
Relaxed, but im a bit of a worry. Im kind of 'boy-minded' and am always looking for love.
Dirty, Sketty, I smell like piss, I need to clean my teeth actually, shame I cant afford a toothbrush.
Chatty, nice. I do drink and smoke weed but that doesnt make me any less of a friend.
I can be trashy, but I make trashy look good. I dont like dicks. I'm gay but seriously whats your problem, fam?