How often do you fail at life?

Do you FAIL at life?

1 How many times (this year) have you bumped into something by accident?
2 Have you ever gotten bullied in your life? (be honeeeest!)
3 Have you ever fallen down some stairs/steps?
4 Have you ever crashed your bike?
5 How often do you hit the "backspace" button while typing?
6 Has a ball ever hit you in school or sporting event?
7 How many times were you reported for bad behaviour in public areas?